If a man does his best, what else is there? (General George S. Patton)

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. (Albert Einstein)

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. (A. J. Liebling)

I have nothing to declare except my genius. (Oscar Wildeupon arriving at U.S. customs 1882)

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. (Umberto Eco)

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. (H. G. Wells)

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. (Thomas Alva Edison)

The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad. (Salvador Dali)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. (Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower)

Do, or do not.There is no ‘try’. (Yoda)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain. (Friedrich von Schiller)

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. (Sir Winston Churchill)

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it. (George Bernard Shaw)

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. (Paul Erdos)

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. (H. H. Munro (Saki))

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one’s doubts. (G. B. Burgin)

I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)