If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars. (J. Paul Getty)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. (Albert Einstein)

Do, or do not.There is no ‘try’. (Yoda)

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. (Charlton Heston)