Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

There’s a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I’m not there yet. (Randy Pausch)

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. (Soren Aabye Kierkegaard)

He who has a ‘why’ to live, can bear with almost any ‘how’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in.Some of us just go one god further. (Richard Dawkins)

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. (George Eliot)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. (Oscar Wilde)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

He who has a ‘why’ to live, can bear with almost any ‘how’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. (Galileo Galilei)

An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. (Oscar Wilde)

Life is pleasant.Death is peaceful.It’s the transition that’s troublesome. (Isaac Asimov)

I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools.Let’s start with typewriters. (Frank Lloyd Wright)