If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars. (J. Paul Getty)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. (Albert Einstein)

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. (H. G. Wells)

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. (H. G. Wells)

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. (Thomas Alva Edison)

The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad. (Salvador Dali)

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. (Oscar Wilde)

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. (Emile Zola)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. (Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower)

Do, or do not.There is no ‘try’. (Yoda)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. (H. G. Wells)

Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain. (Friedrich von Schiller)